1. Make a poo poo.
2. When poo poo is done and someone changes the diaper.
3. When diaper explodes and poo is all over jammies.
4. When the jammies are taken off.
5. When a clean shirt is put on.
6. A clean pair of pants are put on.
7. When a dresser is moved in front of the climbing thing to the top bunk.
8. When your mom says go down stairs.
9. When mom picks you up to take you down stairs.
10. When mom places you on the couch with a pillow, blanket and Mr.Bear.
11. When Lilo and Stitch are put on the tv.
12. When Mom says "Night Night" because you so need a nap.
And before the poo is made you get your lunch make sure you dump the lunch all over the kitchen floor because your mom dared to cut up the hotdog for you and give you ketchup just like you asked for!!!
And don't forget you have to continue to complain about the clean shirt and pants you have on until you pass out from all the kicking and screaming.
I am now thinking I have the Meanest Mom in the world Tittle for today.